Panama City Carnival / Lee Elliott

How To Do The Panama City Carnival Like A Boss In 2019

As the Panama City Carnival gears up for another blow out fiesta this coming weekend, British transplant Lee Elliott offers some tips on how to handle the festivities like a boss in 2019.

I woke up on Ash Wednesday after what felt like a four-day bender, grabbed some water, flicked on the fan and went straight back to bed. I pulled a pillow over my head to block out the new day, my ears still ringing from the music hours earlier. The Panama City Carnival was over for me.

Later that afternoon I would head to Jap Jap for a hearty bowl of healing sancocho, the perfect hangover comfort food. This was not a time for me to abstain from meat despite the point of all the partying and Lent – “Bad Catholic!”

The annual carnival is by far Panama’s biggest party and national celebration, surpassing Christmas and New Year. Carnival is like Thanksgiving in that families get together for the event.

With so many leaving the city for hometown gatherings and carnivals elsewhere, the streets of Panama City seem eery and quiet over the holiday.

All the streets, that is, apart from those surrounding the exclusion zone around Cinta Costera, which has been closed off. The park beyond is about to erupt into the biggest carnival in Central America.

Panama City Carnival / Aaron Sosa (Facebook)

Rio de Janeiro it is not. But a four day, full-on festivity of abandon and hedonism, it most certainly is!

While nursing my first carnival hangover, clutching that bowl of chicken and yam soup in my hands, I realized I wasn’t prepared for the carnival. Carnival had consumed me and I had learned lessons. These lessons I will now share as next time I plan to do the Panama City Carnival like a boss!

First, you will want to arrive early afternoon to beat the crowds. Then there is negotiating security. The venue is close to some rougher areas of town.

Although walking around doesn’t feel dangerous, the police put a serious cordon in place. There are watchtowers, ID checks, and they search everyone who enters the event zone. You don’t want to forget your ID or you won’t get in.

Women’s line to enter the Panama City Carnival zone / Lee Elliott

Having to carry your passport around is risky and cumbersome. The police are content with a copy though. I had a copy of my wife’s and my passport on my phone which is acceptable and held a bonus for me. They split men and women into two lines at the checkpoint, with the male line being by far the longest. As I had to leave the men’s line to show my wife’s ID on the phone, I went through with her saving me an extra 30-minute wait with my fellow hombres.

Culecos / Studios (Flickr) / Commercial use allowed

If you carry a paper copy of your passport, keep it in something waterproof as you may well get soaked by the passing culecos (the Panama City Carnival is an excuse for a massive water fight!). You may want to pack a dry top if you’re out all day/night and think how you may look in an impromptu wet t-shirt competition. That white top may not be see-through at the moment, but…

Once inside the zone, the only people with knives are serving food, and the only ones packing heat are the police surrounding the event.

This does not prevent pickpockets though. But you can buy waterproof pockets on lanyards, perfect for phones and cash and hide well under a shirt. For larger items, I have my trusty RuitBag. This has pockets on the inside, against your body, rather than on the outside behind your back. Brilliant for crowds and subways.

So, now you can relax safe from improbable events, all ready to party. But first, work out where the toilets are, you may need this information in a hurry later on. Best to locate them now while you still have your senses about you.

Once you have your bearings, you’ll now want to grab food and beer and find a spot of grass to eat on while there’s still space.

Having arrived early, you have time before the parade starts to layer your stomach with meat, get into the pre-party mode, enjoy the ambiance, and people-watch.

At the north end of the park, you’ll see a row of vendors barbecuing up a farm load of meat.

Ice-cold beers. Perfect for the Panama City Carnival / Cerveza Balboa Facebook Page

True to its name, the carnival is all about the meat. What I found odd though, is that despite the huge number of people selling food, there was no variation. It was all twisty, spiral cut, spicy sausages on sticks, or grilled chicken quarters. All washed down with dollar beers from overflowing barrels full of melting ice. All good this gringo!

But if you want anything different, you will need to bring it yourself.

Whether it be a piece of fruit, or an ice bottle cooler of Seco and your favorite mixer – think about what you might need other than meat and beer.

Another thing to remember is sunblock and a hat.        

These Panamanian skies, full of circling hawks, may be overcast but will still give you sunstroke when out partying all day.

Make sure you stay hydrated and always have a bottle of water on you.

Disposable sunglasses are also a must. Leave the Ray Bans at home and buy a pair or two of dollar shades you can lose, sit on, and forget about. Same with the hat. You don’t want to wake up crying over losing your best lid the night before. Wear comfy shoes and avoid sandals or flip flops – exposed toes in large crowds are asking for trouble.

The parade starts out at the south-east corner of the park and loops anti-clockwise.      

One good thing about this is you can watch it once on the south end, then cross the field to watch it again in the north end of the loop.

Panama City Carnival performers lining up / Lee Elliott

The floats (or ‘topones’) almost all contain brass bands and drums all pumping out their own brand of salsa, Calypso, and reggae.

One displays the voted carnival queen and her entourage of waving princesses, while fantastic sculptures of huge, painted beings bob along on the back of trucks.

Between the floats, troops of dancers wiggling beneath their elaborate headdresses sparkle with glitter, while wearing enormous smiles that will surely hurt in the morning.

Panama City Carnival / Sailing Aloha Around The World (Facebook)

The marching bands and teams of drummers compete with those on the floats. The air becomes a chaotic melange of throbbing music.

My main advice here is to keep an eye on the floats as they pass you. Some of them throw free gifts into the crowd. This can be anything from a handful of candy, to a huge branded drink bottle which smarts when it hits you on the back of the head. The pain hurts more when someone else claims it, having bounced off your head toward them.

By now the sky has become dark and the mood changes a notch into a more upbeat prelude to the party that will intensify throughout the night.

The live music has begun and the families with children and the elders are leaving.

The concert will continue to midnight, but if you are wise, you will already have earmarked places to head to afterward to party the night away.

Panama City Carnival float / MusikAnimal (Wikicommons)

Leave early to explore the many clubs and bars that will go on all night. The tradition is to stay up all night and then attend the ‘Entierro de la Sardina’ before sunrise. This Spanish custom is a symbolic burying of a sardine marking the end of Carnival. The sardine burying precedes a huge firework display and the inevitable hangover I mentioned.

In the past, the government had pumped money into the Panama City Carnival to raise its profile with big acts and events.

Las Tablas Carnival / Studios (Flickr) / Commercial use allowed

But there are other smaller carnivals around Panama and they spread the funding among them too. This year, according to Panama Today, the government has allocated $2.2 million for the carnival festivities, with $1.5 million funding the Panama City Carnival and the remaining $700,000 going to carnivals around the country.

The most famous of these is in Las Tablas where two queens representing two areas of the town battle it out. Each queen has their own bands and floats. They provoke each other and add an air of emotive folk competition to the chaos of shaving cream and blue dye fights.

If you want to go to carnival in Panama, be sure to book your stay well in advance as hotels and Airbnbs fill up fast.

Meanwhile, in the States (outside of New Orleans with its beads and flashing) Mardis Gras and Shrove Tuesday are tame in comparison. Back in England, we call it Pancake Day. We eat pancakes and… well, that’s it.

Don’t eat pancakes, get your carnival kit on!

Las Tablas Carnival / Studios (Flickr) / Commercial use allowed

The 2019 Panama City Carnival begins this Saturday, March  and runs through Tuesday, March 5.


Lee Elliott spends his time homeschooling his youngest children with his Chinese-American wife in Panama City, Panama while lying around in bed trying to get published to retain his international press card. Follow more of his musings on his blog.